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Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
10:21 pm - the walking cliche rules our society
ex_starless192 I find it very entertaining how some people can magically transform their lives into soap operas, and can become complete hypocrites over night. Some people are such pathetic cliches and poseurs. I find their attempts to be guru's of their own flocks of sheep very pathetic. Sorry I'm in a bitchy mood. FEEL MY UNDYING WRATH!

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

current mood: BITCH

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9:11 pm

madeen
word to your mother...all of yours.




http://www.geocities.com/shill_2000uk1/zombie_biopic.jpg what ahottie...ye ai just felt like being cool and posting a pic. even though i have no knowledge of html, and im too lazy to go back and get the codes.... doe sthat make yew happy clare? lovely lovely lovely! ...COME TO MY WINDOW!!!!

current mood: dorky

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Thursday, July 19th, 2001
11:23 pm - PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG
ex_starless192 MST3K

current mood: RAAAAAAAA

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Monday, July 16th, 2001
1:50 pm - NO CLARE, ITS BEEN MONTHS AND PHATFILES STILL HASNT UPDATED!
ex_starless192 "The boy with the heart ring is obviously gay. Why do we need gay hippies? Aren't straight ones enough? The boy with the heart ring belonged in the cartoon porno 'Captain Shabazz', not Captain Planet. We don't need impressionable youngsters watching animated homosexuals... that's what My Little Pony was for."

from THIS way cool website! GO GO GO...its hilarious!

current mood: ANGERED

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Sunday, July 8th, 2001
4:58 pm - if i were a mother, my kids would have starved to death long ago

ex_chalk29
Ooops. Sorry I neglected this place so much. It just shows off my good parenting skills, y0! But seriously...I encourage everyone to post here as much as possible. It's much fun reading these posts! Also, you CAN post images here, just try to keep them relatively small, okay? Like, a maximum of 350x350. No bigger; if it's a large picture, either shrink it or simply link it. Anyway, back on topic. Everyone knows they don't have to type in colors, right? Good. Oh, and one more thing on the posts -- on each post, I think it'd be spiffy if you all left a plug at the end. To all you who don't understand my cyber-lingo: a "plug" is a link to a site that you either really like, find very interesting/funny/scary. To "plug" a site is like advertising it. But, back on topic - I hope everyone is having a delightful vacation, yet since I know you all miss me so much, I want you to return. NOW. Before boredom sets in anymore and I reduce myself to watching reruns of DragonBall Z on Toonami. YES I'M PATHETIC. I NEED FRIENDS. And for Jen, since I know you're internet/HTML-challenged -- here's the HTML codes for posting an image and making a link:

To post an image:
<img src="location of image" border="1">

To post a link:
<a href="site address" target="new">name of link</a>

Just copy and paste those, and fill in the required information. Well, ta-ta droogs, I'll be seeing you all quite soon.

CB Plug: A Clockwork Orange

current mood: bleh

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Saturday, July 7th, 2001
11:25 am - DNAGER CLARE RENINGER!!!!!

madeen
lol, someone up here has a buisness named.."RENNINGER!" eek. clare...on mon. around like 6 or whenever, go to my house and say i i left messages for yew, go to my room, admire my new stereo, lol, and on my desk there's like 4 letters for yew. unless someone moved them, they're there. say hi to tood for me! thats the only advantage of being up here....MWAHAHAH... he wears pants now.

current mood: djfhdsjhfART

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Thursday, July 5th, 2001
12:48 pm - random update
ex_starless192 THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO! THEY'RE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY, IN AN AMBIGUOUSLY CLOSE WAY! THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!!! GO ACE AND GARY!
gary:"BUT IM SCARED ACE!"
ace:"SOMETIMES THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO NOT THINK AND JUST PUT IT IN"


EWWWW.


lmao

current mood: hubbidubleh

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Tuesday, July 3rd, 2001
11:39 pm - lalalala

madeen
hey homies...lmao , slinky. replace slinky w/ cyborg, I think it's funny.SO does Clare, dude, gay whats your sn again? I keep forgetting all of them. I'm bored. 4th tomorrow. wuh oh.

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Thursday, June 28th, 2001
5:14 pm
ex_starless192 AAHHH!!!!!!!!1 I JUST SAW THE SLINKY COMMERCIAL!

it rolls down stairs
it goes everywhere
it makes a clinky sound
a thing!
a thing!
a marvelous thing!
EVERYONE WANTS A SLINKY!!!!


it made me think of a cyborg

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5:14 pm
ex_starless192 AAHHH!!!!!!!!1 I JUST SAW THE SLINKY COMMERCIAL!

it rolls down stairs
it goes everywhere
it makes a clinky sound
a thing!
a thing!
a marvelous thing!
EVERYONE WANTS A SLINKY!!!!


it made me think of a cyborg

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Friday, June 22nd, 2001
10:54 pm - new policy...

ex_chalk29
Okay people, we don't need to use individual colors anymore (I can just hear you all letting out a sign of relief), since now livejournal put's up the icon and name of the user that's posting. So yay!

current mood: blahblahblah

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3:46 pm - COLORS!! !&*#%@!*%!!!

ex_chalk29
Blah! Jen, you neva use your damn color! BLUE BLUE BLUE!! If yew aren't gonna use it, sign your name underneath your post so we know who's posting!

current mood: ooga booga

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2:56 pm

madeen
Hey gays. Clare's leaving me for 3 weeks! Or I'm leaving her for 2...or sumtin. Suzy,Stefan, when do yew get back? Ok, Andy brought to my attention that all Clare and I put for music is NIN. There's no helping us is there?!!?

current mood: lazy

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Tuesday, June 19th, 2001
10:13 pm - last time i read FWD: email
ex_starless192 the one time i read jillians foward email, look at my horoscope:

Oct-Dec: your love life will not be too great
but eventually you will find your soul mate.


HEY THANKS BUDDY BOY! EVENTUALLY


current mood: impressed

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9:12 am - this man is a TERRIBLE LIE

ex_chalk29
You know Jen, that if we keep up this 24/7 mockery and so forth of Trent "The Man" Reznor, we're gonna start liking that creature from the black lagoon. LOL, the goon face! Anyway, hopefully we'll never end up like "Ted" ("PURE SMUT"..LOL). But we talk about that man too damned much. I mean, gawd, LOOK AT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD. I think this is a job for...GEEK SQUAD. I can't believe you actually thought I'd get you a Mr.T poster..what a nerd. Yeah, but then again, you also thought Moby had leukemia. UGH!@#!&* I was typing in my password and wasn't thinking, and I accidentally typed in "terrible lie" as my password. DAMN YOU REZNOR! DAMN YEW!!!

"He's a sick man" - KK Holiday

Oh man...I don't want to go to the beach...I don't wanna shave. Can't we just be cybergeeks and play Mario some more?? LOL, I spellchecked my entry, and it doesn't recognize "cybergeeks" are a word, and instead suggested "cyborgs". He rolls down stairs, he goes everywhere, a thing!, a thing!, a hideous thing! Everyone loves a cyborg!

current mood: lazy

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Monday, June 18th, 2001
5:31 pm - Hey pig...

madeen
Hopefully my color is blue.. yea I'm a Reznor-ific mood...lol Clare. Gawd so many people wanna fuck him!! WHY????! gawd, Clare has to go buy gay wrapping paper for a reason I don't even care to listen to her explain. But I KNOW it's gay. Grizzly bear underwear. Yes... my current mood is "dirty"... like Trent.. he's a dirty, dirty man...

current mood: dirty

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Sunday, June 17th, 2001
6:59 pm - ....anywhere... *note only Clare will understand..sadly

madeen


Now Clare, prepare for my song...

dish repair alf hair
money bags horrid fags
hey girls go away
trent reznor raps everyday
child of the comicbook man
hit him with a pan
kevin
heaven
megan is fat
can yew get over that?
makeout movie nerds
zombies can eat terds

yea...its kinda disjointed and incoherent... wanna know my inspiration? simply an ape slashed with a hobo...or is it that johobo? that gun store is beautiful...beautifully gone..forever. yew see, once upon a night, zombies attaked a small town {racoon city} barry and wesker, two good friends of ours, were killed in gruesome attacks form what appered to be a group formely from the KKK, but thats a different story. Yew see, the gun shop was our haven...WUH OH special K is stealin my camera...to make a long story short it's gone, and we're s.o.l. as usual.


current mood: crazy

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6:49 pm - cotton eyed JOOOEEE!!! (only jen will understand this)

ex_chalk29
Hey Jen...I wrote a song for you!

CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE
LET YOUR SPIRIT FLY!!
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY...
YOU'RE THE REZNOR OF THE UNIVERSE
PUNCH THE GIRL WITH THE DEAD EYE
YOU ARE THE NERDY ONE
AND OPTION 30'S WHYYYYY!!

Okay, yeah, that was lame and gay, but at least I don't image red eyed babies glowing in the dark. "Hiiii Jennnyy!". Or that crazy green zombie gone mad!! LOL, remember?.."no! they closed the gun store! there's no escape now!" Why did they close that place!? Now we have no defense from zombies, silent hill babies, or...*gasp*...the comic book man!! Eww...he has a "wifey"...and maybe...and offspring!! EEIIEE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY T00D!!

current mood: HALarious

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6:33 pm

madeen
EEEK! LMAO! thats too.... beautiful Clare. ahahahha, yew have to tlak to the one who yew hate... you KNOW who I'm talking about.

current mood: bouncy

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6:32 pm - eeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!!!!!!!

ex_chalk29
Okay, Jen...be prepared to scream at my latest creation...You know the "Reznor" boss from Super Mario Land?? Well...

LOVE ME JENNY

"We are humans, we need love" LMAO...

current mood: hilarious

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